Travel and sex go hand in hand and there are some easy ways to get laid on your travels. Whether it s a nude street encounter, a bit of casual fun or a relationship you're after, here's a few of my tips. Stay safe by wearing a condom (and this is written from a guy's point of view by the way)
1. Stay in MIXED dorms!
Mixed dorms are the best place to sleep for meeting girls. Shy girls will stay in all female dorms so you'll be able to interact a lot easier - take them out on the town to sightsee and drink. You'll be sleeping in the same room as them that night, maybe you might get lucky and make it the same bed ;-)
Advice - buy her a few drinks, carry condoms and don't waken the others!
2. Talk to the hostel staff.
Owners of hostels and hostel staff often lead busy lives, indeed some of the receptionists and cleaners have boring, mundane existences. Chat away to them! If a lady comes in to wash the showers, get talking to her, ask her about the city, invite her out. She might also show you around. If she knows you're heading off again the next morning, she might be gagging for it as much as you.
What's my advice? - Find a spare room in the hostel and get to work - quick and cheerful!
3. Drink in local bars.
Bars and clubs are a good place to meet sex partners - they might be up for one night stands and local girls will be curious about foreigners especially if you stand out. Get them a drink and get down to business.
Advice - Chat away to girls in bars but beware of 'working girls', don't buy girls drinks unless you can trust them, don't reveal too many personal details to someone you've just met.
4. Go on tours with fellow travellers!
Going on group tours is a great way to meet people. Doing the Inca Trail here in PERU!
Other travellers want sex too you know so get on a tour with them and tell the girls what you want. That night after a long hike you may get a new bed buddy.
Advice - book tours with fellow travellers, chat away to them, eat and drink with them!
5. Red Light Areas!!
In the case of "curiosity killed the cat" there is also the option of paying for a handjob, blowjob, sex and so on. Not my personal cup of tea, but I've met many travellers who are prone to it. This one is simple - find your local red light district, turn up, pick your girl and agree a price.
Advice - BE EXTREMELY CAREFUL - and probably best to visit these types of areas in a group. Probably best not to take any credit cards as well. Wearing a condom is a MUST.
6. Go Partying!
Get onto a pub crawl to meet loads of people, potential sex partners lurk!
Advice - Enjoy yourself, but don't drink too much and wear protection of course!
7. Stop being fussy!
If you really want to have sex when you travel you have to become more open and wordly. You might be a Protestant and find yourself with a Catholic. You might hate girls with dyed pink hair and then fall in love with one. You're on your travels and you will meet so many amazing people, stop being picky or choosy over who you chat with, go out with, drink with and fu*k! You'll see the sexual acts that other nationalities have to offer.
Advice - Get to know girls first, don't be fussy or picky, have a laugh with them, flirt away and enjoy yourself!
8. Walk around naked! This could well not be a decent tip, but at least you'll get a laugh and a bit of attention from the others. I've actually done this myself a few times alone and with others, and seen a few others do it. Why be ashamed of your body! Show the girls your assets.
I'm not saying make this a habit but once in a while take your clothes off! How funny is it walking into a hostel toilet to see a dude with his full kit off and the todger wangling about!
Advice - don't by shy about showing your bits to others!
9. Screw your travel mate!
10. Travel with your partner.
This should really be number one, but if I put it at number one you wouldn't bother reading the rest. The easiest way to have sex when you travel is to bring your girlfriend, partner or wife! You're in love and that's all that matters. Love is the greatest thing we have. Number 10 is my favourite one by the way, having tried almost all of the others!
Advice - Don't stop loving!
Of course! This is the best and most lovey dovey way to get sex on your travels - you love her, travel with her and sleep with her! This is really the number one way ;-)
Advice - take her and love her.
1. Stay in MIXED dorms!
Mixed dorms are the best place to sleep for meeting girls. Shy girls will stay in all female dorms so you'll be able to interact a lot easier - take them out on the town to sightsee and drink. You'll be sleeping in the same room as them that night, maybe you might get lucky and make it the same bed ;-)
Advice - buy her a few drinks, carry condoms and don't waken the others!
2. Talk to the hostel staff.
Owners of hostels and hostel staff often lead busy lives, indeed some of the receptionists and cleaners have boring, mundane existences. Chat away to them! If a lady comes in to wash the showers, get talking to her, ask her about the city, invite her out. She might also show you around. If she knows you're heading off again the next morning, she might be gagging for it as much as you.
What's my advice? - Find a spare room in the hostel and get to work - quick and cheerful!
3. Drink in local bars.
Bars and clubs are a good place to meet sex partners - they might be up for one night stands and local girls will be curious about foreigners especially if you stand out. Get them a drink and get down to business.
Advice - Chat away to girls in bars but beware of 'working girls', don't buy girls drinks unless you can trust them, don't reveal too many personal details to someone you've just met.
4. Go on tours with fellow travellers!
Going on group tours is a great way to meet people. Doing the Inca Trail here in PERU!
Other travellers want sex too you know so get on a tour with them and tell the girls what you want. That night after a long hike you may get a new bed buddy.
Advice - book tours with fellow travellers, chat away to them, eat and drink with them!
5. Red Light Areas!!
In the case of "curiosity killed the cat" there is also the option of paying for a handjob, blowjob, sex and so on. Not my personal cup of tea, but I've met many travellers who are prone to it. This one is simple - find your local red light district, turn up, pick your girl and agree a price.
Advice - BE EXTREMELY CAREFUL - and probably best to visit these types of areas in a group. Probably best not to take any credit cards as well. Wearing a condom is a MUST.
6. Go Partying!
Get onto a pub crawl to meet loads of people, potential sex partners lurk!
Advice - Enjoy yourself, but don't drink too much and wear protection of course!
7. Stop being fussy!
If you really want to have sex when you travel you have to become more open and wordly. You might be a Protestant and find yourself with a Catholic. You might hate girls with dyed pink hair and then fall in love with one. You're on your travels and you will meet so many amazing people, stop being picky or choosy over who you chat with, go out with, drink with and fu*k! You'll see the sexual acts that other nationalities have to offer.
Advice - Get to know girls first, don't be fussy or picky, have a laugh with them, flirt away and enjoy yourself!
8. Walk around naked! This could well not be a decent tip, but at least you'll get a laugh and a bit of attention from the others. I've actually done this myself a few times alone and with others, and seen a few others do it. Why be ashamed of your body! Show the girls your assets.
I'm not saying make this a habit but once in a while take your clothes off! How funny is it walking into a hostel toilet to see a dude with his full kit off and the todger wangling about!
Advice - don't by shy about showing your bits to others!
9. Screw your travel mate!
10. Travel with your partner.
This should really be number one, but if I put it at number one you wouldn't bother reading the rest. The easiest way to have sex when you travel is to bring your girlfriend, partner or wife! You're in love and that's all that matters. Love is the greatest thing we have. Number 10 is my favourite one by the way, having tried almost all of the others!
Advice - Don't stop loving!
Of course! This is the best and most lovey dovey way to get sex on your travels - you love her, travel with her and sleep with her! This is really the number one way ;-)
Advice - take her and love her.
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